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The Condesce = John's great grandmother.

 

how, you say?  Weeelll,

If the Condesce is the Batterwitch and the Batterwitch is actually a misnomer for Betty Crocker, isn't Sassacre married to Betty Crocker? Sassacre found the meteor carrying Jane that landed near the Crocker Factory and she was raised by Betty and him and eight days later, was killed by baby Jake when he arrived to earth. So the Batterwitch raised them until Jake went away to an adventure leaving Jane with their 'mother'...

so... with jane being john's nanna and jake being harley's grandpa...

that would make the Harley's, the Egberts, The English's, and the Crockers all related to...

The Condesce.

 

WHUT!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!

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Allignment test

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Well, I found out about thsi character test and its called the Allignment test and basically is tells you what kind of person you are.

The labels are Lawful Good, Neutral Good, Chaotic Good, Lawful Neutral, True Nuetral, Chaotic Nuetral, Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, and lastly, Chaotic Evil. You're personality defines into which of these you fall into to and I took the test.

Lawful= You obey the laws, form tactics and strategies to perform buisness and limit yourself strictly to discipline, work, and success. In other terms, "Nothing person, it's just buisness." You don't cheat, aren't unfair, and basically, obediant whether you work for the Good, Evil or Nuetral. You're a logical person.

Neutral= It varies depending on whether you're good, bad, or True (nuetral). Good neutrals will uphold laws that they deem beneficial for everyone and defend against crooked laws but not too much. They appreciate society and see the good in everything, they are understanding to why some politics may be helpful or corrupt but will lead noble, respectable lives and are generally good, nto great, citizens who would defend themselves against anythign crooked that happens to them or their loved ones. This one is the best and common one for everyday people.

A True Neutral (Neutral Neutral) is basically indecisive and cannot make decisions and are always unsure of themselves, they tend to do things for others all the time and hardly think of themselves. They are kind, selfless, and responcible but sometimes don't pay enough attention to themselves. They're good people but can be fearful, shy, and timid at times when it comes to expressing their opinion or feelings and thoughts.

I'll talk about chaotic neutral a whole lot more, considering my predicament.

 

And finally, Chaotic= Basically, you're a rebel! A resistant! A revolunionist! If you're a Chaotic Good, then you'll stand up for the rights of others and yourself, you'll want to change Society for the best and create new worlds full of justice and righteousness and eliminate all evil. You're meant to be a leader, you're confident and fearless, you do what is right no matter what and you defend the weak and help the poor. You value honor and morals more than the law and politics and you're considered a Martyr to all.

Chaotic Neutral is just being a bit selfish, you only do things that will benefit you and the people you love. You only help yourself and people you know and in turn, will harm anyone who gets in their way or your way. In other words, you are selfish and cunning only to those you don't care about, to the people you do care about, you're loyal and treat them respectable though you don't distinguish authority. Sort of like "I will defend my Parents with my life, however, they can't tell me what to do."

Chaotic Evil is just pure insantity, bloodlust, chaos, and disorder, they're crazy and not calm at all, hyper and evil, destroying everythign in their path. This may seem harsh and bad but honestly, Chaotic Evils are easy to stop, hard to control, but very predictable. They let their feelings overun them, overwhelm them and act in any way to destroy harmony, relationships, and other bonds. They may seem like the evilest but they're not, since it is easy to turn their strong emotions and manipulate them into destroying whatever you want destroyed. They can become tools you can use, just give them enough motivation and they will do what you please. They're the personification of disorder and disruption.

 

 

Ok, end of explanation. Well, me and a few cousins of mine were hanging out by the pool and just chatting. And we talked about personalities and they all agreed that I was Evil. I was confused, like "Whoa, I know I'm cold but C'mon, deep down inside I am a good person, trust me." So we made a bet and I took the test. They all scored on the Good side, One with Lawful Good, Genisis, and only one, Sinai, got a Chaotic Neutral. So I took the quiz and of course, you all know that I am a good, heartful person....

right?

Apparently, not TT~TT I got Neutral Evil, Here's the website's description:

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.

Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.

Neutral evil beings consider their alignment to be the best because they can advance themselves without regard for others.

Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.


The neutral evil creature views law and chaos as unnecessary considerations, for pure evil is all-in-all. Either might be used, but both are disdained as foolish clutter useless in eventually bringing maximum evilness to the world. Similar to the neutral good alignment, that of neutral evil holds that neither groups nor individuals have great meaning. This ethos holds that seeking to promote weal for all actually brings woe to the truly deserving. Natural forces which are meant to cull out the weak and stupid are artificially suppressed by so-called good, and the fittest are wrongfully held back, so whatever means are expedient can be used by te powerful to gain and maintain their dominance, without concern for anything. (1)

Neutral evil characters are primarily concerned with themselves and their own advancement. They have no particular objection to working with others or, for that matter, going it on their own. Their only interest is in getting ahead. If there is a quick and easy way to gain a profit, whether it be legal, questionable, or obviously illegal, they take advantage of it. Although neutral evil characters do not have the every-man-for-himself attitude of chaotic characters, they have no qualms about betraying their friends and companions for personal gain. They typically base their allegiance on power and money, which makes them quite receptive to bribes. (2)

The neutral evil is an unscrupulous, self-serving character who is only out for himself. Power, glory, wealth, position, and anything that will make his life more comfortable is his goal. It matters not who gets caught in the middle, as long as he comes out smelling like a rose. This person will lie, cheat, and kill anyone to attain his personal goals. (3)

These characters willingly cooperate with anyone who will further their own ends. They often seek the easy road to fame and fortune, with little concern for the people they trample along the way. They value strength and ability alone. If the neutral evil can use laws to weaken those who stand in the way of his success, he will use them. If he must resort to breaking the law, he will. He has no preference for either method. The only important thing is that he gets what he wants. Laws are tools to use against people, as well as their own sense of honor.

For the neutral evil being, law and chaos are beneath consideration in this character's quest for pure evil in the universe. At the root of this character 's personality is the word "wicked." Evil is his goal; natural and man-made forces, if allowed to take their course, weed out the weak and useless in society. The deserving should take advantage of this condition to further their own goals by any means possible, especially to destroy weaklings who put forward "good" actions to promote the well being of all, which is just an excuse used to deny the deserving their due. To the neutral evil being, life is of no value, for those who cannot take advantage of their superiority don't deserve it, and they'll only interfere with the rightful pursuits of those who do. (4)

A neutral evil character never feels compelled to keep his word. He will attack and kill an unarmed foe (those are the best kind). He will harm and may possibly kill an innocent. He will use torture to extract information and for pleasure. He may kill for pleasure. A neutral evil character will use poison. He will not help those in need without a reward and he works well alone or in a group. He responds well to higher authority until that authority attempts to use the law to hamper his ability to pursue his own agenda. He will follow the law unless breaking it is in his best interest and he's reasonably sure that he will not be caught. He may betray a family member, comrade, or friend if it is convenient to do so and it advances his agenda. Neutral evil characters are indifferent to the concepts of self-discipline and honor, finding them useful only if they can be used to advance their own interests or gain power over others. (5)

Here are some possible adjectives describing neutral evil characters: unfeeling, uncaring, insensitive, unkind, uncooperative (unless it suits them), self-reliant, wicked, cruel, depraved, corrupt, immoral, hateful, vicious, and destructive.

 

To take the quiz yourself, here's the link easydamus.com/character.html 

 

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REALITY CHECK. Just simply that because god, am I rather pissed right now.

So I was just surfing photobucket (hehe, bucket) and Da for cute dress designs and such and of course, there comes the stamp section and I see a whole bunch of stamps just saying "Proud Tomboy" and "Pink Sucks". Of course, I just shrug, because I'm like "Well, who gives a fuck, its just a color and bashing it doens't make you 'cool'." and I ignore it.

Today, my mumsy dropped me and her nephew off at the mall just to hang around. And we might have ran into some.... ladies ;D

lol what really happened is that he (nephew, I call him Gilly) ran into one of his friends that he was kinda crushing on (I was totally embarassing hime on purpose :3) and she had her friend with her. Well, her friend was lesbo and of course, it was obvious other than the fact that she stated it, she was butchi ^_^ not that I had a problem with it. Weeeeell, Gilly had this crazed idea that we could do some sort fo Almost-double date and I was like "Er, uh, could we, uh, not?" So he and Alexis hit it off and I got stuck with her friend.

We talked and she ranted to me about how much people gave her wierd looks and all that shit and I agreed, I said exactly as put, verbatum "Well, mostly because you dress kinda manly, that's probably why." I wasn't saying that seriously, just sipping my starbucks. But of course, she decided to pull the Homophobe label on me.

Oh whoooa. Oh. No. She. Didn't.

So I just laid out my cards ands straight up told her I was bisexual. That day, Gilly also found out I was bisexual (he didn't know and he went pale but calmed down after I shoosh papped him) and I told her that not all, er, women who found the female form beautiful had to be masculine.

Then things got calm and she started acting differently towards me.

As in, flushed quadrant. And that was a huge NO.

NO.

NNONONONONONONONONON

i mean, don't get me wrong, she's pretty cute, beautiful lips and all but again, i go for personality. She was too boysish for my tastes and so when the discussion of "Our types" came up, she made it obvious that she... found interest in me by stating she liked girly girls, especially ones in white dresses. (i was wearing a white cocktail dress -_-) and then, i simply said "I don't like tomboys, I prefer to date girls who are girly." and thus, a debate started and apparently, its a sin for me to like classy girls instead of masculine, rough-and-tough girls because I'm a fem. What the hell...?

Is it so wrong that I prefer to date girls who, oh I don't know, LOOK LIKE GIRLS? Sure, some butch girls are really fine. reeeeeeaaally fine, hehe ;D. In fact, I think I've only liked two tomboys but as for the rest, It's either classy, elegant or gtfo. I like girls, and boys too, who actually have manners and know how to dress nicely, somewhat regal and elegant. It's just my style, I like people who I have stuff in common with. I'm not gonna have much in common with a girl who's always dressing up masculinely, into baseball and football (unless she's into soccer, then she's mine!) and would rather go to a tournament game or sports bar than shopping, dancing or going to the beach. It's just not me :/ we wouldn't be compatible and the relationship would be rather pointless but idk. Maybe I'm just beign ignorant. I'll ask Philip, he's my Ignorance-moniter and personal Therapist.

 

 

Plus, to hell with any Man or WOMAN who thinks they can fully be the dominant one in a relationship just because I'm feminine. ha

haha

hahahaha bitch plz I still own you even if I'm wearing a dress and my new nude heels ;3

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Troll Yourself!

5 min read

1.What's your first name? (Must be six letters)

Vyerah (Vee-air-ah)

2.What's you last name? (must be six letters)

Porila

3.What would your bloob caste be? (Blood color)

Mine would be like a darker shade of Fushia, a shade lower than the Condesce's


4.How would you Zodiac sign look?

Like the outline of a crown


5.Horns! How would they be shaped?

One of them would be sharpened with a little edge going down, like Kanaya's right horn and the other would go up straight and end with a twist.


6. Lusus, your lovable custodian! Or are they? What would your lusus act?

Lusus would be rather strict, it would be serious all the time, and teaches Vyerah how to act like royalty and attend to poltical matters, It's obssessed with making sure she has manners, is lady-like and polite. (I think a Luses is an "It", I don't know) Deep down inside though, it does honestly care for Vyerah.


7.How would your Lusus look?

 

My Lusus would be a white siren, like in Greek mythology, more fish-like than human though.


8.Houses! Depending on your blood caste, where would you live?

One of the rooms in the Condesce's palace underwater, but later on a royal seaside casino port (You'll see why).


9. From the 24 trolls, who would be your two best friends? Would you live near them?

Probably Aradia (since she likes history and archeology) or Vriska (well, because we have too much in common). I think I live near neither of them TT~TT, unless Aradia goes artifact exploring near the ocean/beach or Vriska goes off the be a pirate

10.Screen name? (adjective, title/label, noun)

OpulentMystic

11. And your quirk?

 I 8elieVe this w0uld 8e my quirk. I use 9's  for P's, I ca9italize V's, like in the w0rd 'adVersary', have 8's for B's, and have the 0's replaced like 09ulent... Cuttle (cuttle=equiValent 9f Feferi's glu8, since I d0 liVe underwater)


12.Quadrant time! Who'd your matesprite?

... Gosh, I don't know! Haha, maybe Kanaya or Eridan

13. And your Morail? Feferi, since she's patient


14.Who would you auspistice between?

 I think I'd suck at being an auspistice, because I prefer to fuel fires than calm them.

15.Kismesis?

 Karkat Vantas, because he deserves a blackrom and it would be hilarious to be able to piss him off.

16.Now, what would your ancestor be like(must be made up, not an already existing ancestor)? How would they be connected to the Sufferer and the other ancestors?

The Sabotuer was the sister of the Condesce, both were raised to become the Empresses of Alternia. But this Heiress didn't like being prohibited from the outside world and beign forced to learn so many manners, courtly guides, restricted to being a proper royal duchess, and be raised in Politics, she was forced onto the throne. In short, she didn't want to be an Empress. Then one day, she heard of the preachings of the Sufferer and how blood color shouldn't determine how one should live life. Inspired, she gave the full power of thr throne to her sister and ran away from the underwater world. Of course, being a sea dweller, she couldn't live far off and decided to inhabit a small, seaside port. Later, forming up a sort of troll Mafia, she opened up several popular Casinos that eventually led the port and cities around her to grow prosperous, nearly more populated than the capital.

The Casino was a sort of black market, where The Sabotuer sold illegal substances and weapons to her customers, her number one customer being the infamous Mindfang and of course, her sister the Condesce. She worked sort of as a messenger of sabotoge, or Sabotuer, pretending to be on the royal family's side while selling secrets to the rebels and resistants and vice versa, she was a neutral double agent. 

Unfortunately, her blood color was discovered by the Grand Highblood and she was sent back to the Palace. Since she still wanted no part of the throne, she made a deal with the highbloods: Her blood would not permit her to work among lowbloods like she previously had done but she might be able to keep her hold on the black market, the Mafia and her Casinos if she worked as an executioner for the court. She accepted and her tale comes to an end when she found her friend, Mindfang, put on trial by the Neophyte RedGlare. She distracted the Highbloods while Mindfang used her powers to manipulate them. It was she who prepared the rope of Justice and hung the Neophyte whilst MindFang escaped. The rest of her life ends becoming an Executioner and giving Criminals an escaping hand, her buisness in the Mafia and Black Market prospered and in revenge for being forced to work as an Executioner, she helped the Disciple for a short while take on the Highblood Sub-Juggulator (Before the Disciple hid herself in solitude, my headcannon is that the Highblood was killed by the Disciple.) She succeeded but her wounds were too great and she bled to death.

17. How would you react to meeting your ancestor?

That... w0uld 8e s0 fucking amazing! She's definately my ic0n, the Very r0le m0del I as9ire to 8e, cuttle!


18. As your Troll, what do you like to do?

 She loves to gamble, party, and basically take risks, like an adrenaline junky.

19. What do you hate to do?

 She hates Politics, Government and the laws, she doesn't like assuming leadership and prefers to be an army-of-one kind of troll. She's very impatient and brash.


20. What is your god tier and what would your weapons be? Thief of Mind, her weapons would vary like dice, cards, and other things based off magic tricks.

Tag at least two other people~

 

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Thats all! :3
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I been tanning for 8 hours at my pool, for four days straight.
and damn, I got dark. real fast. its amazing.
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